Showing posts with label south west trains. Show all posts
Showing posts with label south west trains. Show all posts

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

South West Trains: Feeling The Squeeze - A guest blog by @lyricalbankster

An average commute for many



A guest blog by @lyricalbankster

In a couple of weeks’ time the Office of Rail Regulation (ORR) is due to publish its latest stats on over-crowding on the UK's railways. Figures published a year ago may have suggested South West Trains was doing OK, but a quick glance behind the numbers tells a very different story: one of cramped and deteriorating conditions much worse than those endured by customers of other operators.

As a curtain raiser to the publication of the new figures, which are based on the performance during a three-month period last autumn, let's examine the previous report for an idea of what to look out for this time round.

That report was entitled 'Peak Crowding and Passenger Demand' and the first thing to note is that in the league table of over-crowding, SWT appears to be performing reasonably well compared with other commuter operators, although it does have the highest proportion of over-crowded trains arriving at a London terminus.

For the morning rush hour the 2010 figures show SWT carrying 3.4% over-capacity. By comparison First Great Western was an eye-watering 18.5% over-capacity, while Southern and National Express East Anglia were a snug 5.1% and 4.9% over respectively.

In the evening, over-crowding is generally much less as commuters stagger their journeys home - but SWT actually rises up the ranking in the league of shame for the PM peak, overtaking both Southern and NEEA .

So how does ORR measure over-capacity? The figures are based on the booked formation of the service.

An allowance is made for standing passengers and it is here that SWT is short-changing its customers in the most shameful way.

The ORR report is clear: "For most train operators the standing allowance is based on 0.45 sq metres per person. However for South West Train a figure of 0.25 sq metres is used."
Yup, SWT believes a fully grown adult should squeeze into a space half that deemed appropriate for most other rail commuters.

Remember too that both consumer magazine Which? and the Daily Telegraph have noted that even the 0.45 sq metre allowance is well below European Union rules for transporting livestock.
But the miserly space allocation may explain SWT's apparent reasonable showing in the over-crowding table of shame - it crams twice as many people into the same space before it is considered over-crowded.

So how many people are squeezed into these appalling conditions? Luckily ORR has the numbers: they make uncomfortable reading and even more uncomfortable commuting.

In the morning rush hour, well over a quarter of standard class passengers arriving at Waterloo on SWT have been standing - that's the highest percentage of any terminus station in London and equates to more than 27,000 people on a typical day. Just shy of a quarter of morning SWT commuter trains are deemed over-crowded. In the evening peak over a fifth of passengers are standing.
SWT supporters will argue that this is because Waterloo is London's busiest commuter station. Well not exactly. London Bridge and Liverpool Street put on more services and carry more passengers.
To be absolutely transparent, more standing passengers arrive on a typical day at London Bridge, but remember as they're travelling on non-SWT services they've got twice as much space as their Waterloo counterparts, and still the percentage of over-crowded trains arriving at London Bridge is less than a fifth.

So why is SWT entitled to shoehorn its passengers into half as much room as other train operators?
According to two written answers by government ministers in 2008, it's because South West Trains uses Class 455 units which have been "specifically configured with low density seating and appropriate grab rails for standing passengers to ensure that passengers can stand in relative comfort for short-distance journeys".

What those answers did not say was that Southern also uses the Class 455 units and it still allows the standard 0.45 sq metres of space for standing passengers. London Overland and certain Southeastern 'Metro-style' services have also been granted a dispensation - a far-from-comfortable 0.35 sq metre allowance, but that’s still the equivalent of two pairs of size-12 #fridayshoes larger than SWT allows.

In fact South West Trains is being disingenuous at best if it is using the 0.25 sq metre allowance across its entire network. The minister's written answer in 2008 specifically says the reduced allowance should be for services using the Class 455 units - by no means all SWT services - that "stop within 20 minutes of leaving Waterloo". For plenty of SWT services - including Waterloo to Woking, identified by the Daily Telegraph as the second busiest commuter route in the country - the first stop is more than 20 minutes after leaving Waterloo, even on the rare occasions that there are no delays.

The ORR today appears to imply that no passenger should have to stand on services that don't stop within 20 minutes of Waterloo.

Crucially that's not the same as saying passengers shouldn't have to stand for more than 20 minutes. But it does add weight to the argument that on services with a first stop of Woking, Basingstoke or Winchester passengers unable to find a seat in standard accommodation should be allowed to sit in first class areas.

It is worth pointing out that in her "Delivering a Sustainable Railway" report presented to parliament in 2007, the then Sectary of State for Transport Ruth Kelly did address the issue of seating and appropriate standing times. She insisted all passengers on so-called "inter-urban" services were entitled to a seat.

She added: "For commuter services, these planning standards [set out in the report] provide that passengers should have 0.45 square metres of space, equivalent to just under five square feet, and that passengers should not normally have to stand for more than 20 minutes."

That was five years ago. We should have a clearer idea in just a couple of weeks if we are any closer to that ambition, or whether, as many passengers fear, the trend of last year has continued and we're further away than ever.

Wednesday, 23 May 2012

It's Groundhog Day



So May 22nd was a bit like all the other South West Trains delay-filled days. I shouldn’t overdramatize, it’s only 20% of my journeys that are delayed (by 5mins+ or cancelled). So only every 3 days (!)

Like so many of you, I was standing there in the melee at Waterloo. Wasn’t it horrible? I don’t know what is worse the delay itself or that horribly oppressive feeling of being squished up against a ga zillion people all waiting for that glorious nugget of information about which platform to rush to in one big swirling mass. One tweeter described it as being like 28 Days Later. Probably a little rash, but you get the idea.

The longer these delays persist, the less apathetic people seem to be getting and that’s a good thing. South West Trains don’t deserve a deafening silence, they deserve to spend some of their £50 million profit (in 2011) on sorting out their service. And yes, before you even think it, I do realise they can’t be held responsible for suicidal people (or as @SW_Trains decided to call them “A suicidal female”). But they can be held responsible for sorting the ensuing mess out efficiently and politely. There were mentions of abusive staff, or staff who had no idea what was going on… What’s the point of bigging up in the news sites that you’ve ‘drafted in extra staff to help with the issues of commuters’, if they’re just going to stand there and stare blankly as if caught in a train-induced trance? Give them the correct info, or don’t feed them to the wolves. It’s not entirely fair on them.

What seemed to have got lost yesterday was that approximately 10 minutes before the “Suicidal Female” (their words, not mine) there were announcements about signalling problems at Vauxhall. I’m presuming they magically disappeared?! According to all the news reports, you’d think they had never existed. Why do ITV, The Evening Standard, The local rags bother to report something if they’re not going to report the actual story?

If these delays continue to be every 3 days (my own personal experience) then why the HELL should I pay for the pleasure? Why should you? As you’ll see from my previous blogs, it’s so completely impossible to get a proper refund anyway.

Most maddening of all is the feeling of complete helplessness. Nothing any of us can do seems to change anything in regards their service levels. The only bright spot being their twitter feed reports delays efficiently and (mostly) accurately.

I want to help bring about change to this complete monopoly on my journey, I just don’t know how.

Monday, 30 April 2012

The Montage of Misery expandeth

Happy Mondays one and all. 

Below is an update from the Montage of Misery, which documents the woeful service offered by South West Trains.

Got any to add?! Email me (my6percent@gmail.com) or find me on twitter (@mypercent)




Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Are you a Baggage Handler




Of late, other than the normal discussions about South West Trains crepe service levels, there has been a lot of chatter about the type of people who commute daily. Are you a Nuzzler? Or perhaps a Scumbag? 

Akin to one of those quizzes you used to get in Just 17 (if you're a bloke - those things your partner used to make you answer!) below is a list of the types of people we see every day.

Massive thanks to those who contributed to this. If your not already following them, you should!

 
 The Whistleblower: Before passengers have even got off the train (let alone ON) this particularly rare breed will have tried to shut the damn doors

The Nuzzler: “When leaning on you isn’t enough, they have to nuzzle your face. Gross” 

The Eternal Optimist:  “a seated passenger gets up ready to leave train at final stop....good luck getting past the 50 by the doors!”

Hells Angels: The bikers on the non-bike trains taking their lives (and potential seats!) into their own hands.

The Palatials: Those paying through the nose to sit in first class and not notice the dozen people squished up against the windows in steerage

Meet the Managers: When 1 page of the FT just won’t do, why not spread your arms as wide as possible. No need to worry about other passengers, you just carry on!

The Unawares: “Oh sorry, did I bump into you in my haste to catch/leave a train?” – a phrase sadly lost on this particular breed who blithely carry on as if no one else in the world mattered

The Loved-ups: Quite why the whole carriage need to see them munch each other's faces is beyond the rest of us

Mr Small Shot: those who want you to believe they are big shot business men doing big deals but don't sit in first class!!

Baggage Handlers: People who think their ticket allows them to use the seat next to them as storage for their bag
Scumbags:  Those that don't stand for pregnant women

Lemmings: People who get on by forcing the doors open at Wimbledon.

Door-Hogs: Those who delay trains by insisting on getting on & of train at door nearest station exit
The Sudoku Cheats: We can see you looking at the solutions in the back!

Honorable mention to: 

Snoringbanker, Makeupgirl, ChattyMum, LycraLad, PutTheDinnerOnDad and GapToothGuard











Sunday, 22 April 2012

No Heavy Petting



There should be a set of rules for Twitter, bit like those ones you see at a Swimming Pool. It is perfectly obvious that you shouldn't run around those slimy, tiled floors. Yet there is something innate in every child and even in us boring, ageing farts, that implores us to do so. 

No running then, equates to No jumping the gun. A lesson very hard to learn when you're so filled with annoyance at something South West Trains have said/done/under delivered. Maybe you're Mary Poppins (practically perfect in ever way) and never leap before you have looked and have never once had a go without investigating the full facts. Sadly I'm more Dyke. Pun fully intended. I have, on less occasions as time has gone on, jumped in with both size 7's and felt a tad stupid. 

No heavy petting, well no, this is a family show, there's no touchy feely business! So instead we have lots of Heavy Vetting. Or think before you speak. It's all well and good being mightily pissed off at South West Trains. They are really rather rubbish. But as much as I (in more sardonic flow) find the 'you c***,' 'die b***' style of feedback amusing, imagine being the poor chap/chapess who has to filter through that! And I know what some of you will be thinking "Yeah but they deserve it". When what they really deserve is to learn about the failings of their service. Comparing them to a certain part of a female's intimate bits, rather dims that. 

Friday, 20 April 2012

The Montage of Misery continued

Like all other South West Trains commuters, I was caught up in the melee last night. "Lightning better not strike twice" is all I can think of to say on the matter

Here is an updated version of the Montage of Misery, which is growing into quite a diary of events!

South West Trains

"Twenty-two minutes late, badger ate a junction box at New Malden"

South West Trains


Well, it's been a fun week on South West Trains. Rather than try and write a blog on all the woes (of which there were many), I thought I'd leave it up to the fabulous and much-missed Leonard Rossiter in his incarnation as Reggie Perrin.

Excuses for train delays into Waterloo, taken from all series of Reginald Perrin:

Eleven minutes late, somebody had stolen the lines at Surbiton
Eleven minutes late, seasonal manpower shortages, Clapham Junction
Eleven minutes late, staff difficulties, Hampton Wick.   
Eleven minutes late, signal failure at Vauxhall
Eleven minutes late, derailment of container truck, Raynes Park
Eleven minutes late, staff shortages, Nine Elms 
Eleven minutes late, defective junction box, New Malden 
Eleven minutes late, overheated axle at Berrylands 
Eleven minutes late, defective axle at Wandsworth 

Seventeen minutes late, defective bogey at Earlsfield 
Seventeen minutes late, water seeping through the cables at Effingham Junction - there was a lot of Effingham and a good deal of Blindingham

Twenty two minutes late, badger ate a junction box at New Malden
Twenty two minutes late, black ice at Norbiton
Twenty two minutes late, obstacles on the line at Berrylands 
Twenty two minutes late, fed up by train delays, came by bike. Slow puncture at Peckham 
Twenty two minutes late, escaped puma, Chessington North

Need I really say anymore?!

Monday, 16 April 2012

Passing the time



As it would seem likely that you'll be delayed this evening I thought I'd write some handy things to do whilst you wait.  

Look out the window. Today I saw two kids on a roof playing tennis. I also saw three people pick their nose and one woman look so enraged I thought steam would come out of her ears, Drop Dead Fred style. 

Moan. But make it clean. No one wants a Grace Dent style sacking because they dropped the C Bomb.

Make a new friend. I've tried this several times with varying success. But even the ones who look at you like you're mad are worth engaging, if only to see the look of horror on their face. 

Take bets on how delayed you'll be with a fellow passenger. You could be quids in and unlike the Grand National, no competitors will get shot. 

Take on some canapés and share with those in your carriage. Perhaps you might even be able to bribe yourself a seat. 

Read a book. Plenty of time to kill. I can strongly suggest the new Stephen King book, by the way. 

Most importantly, gerrome safely!

Thursday, 12 April 2012

The Montage of Misery

In light of too much work and a distinct lack of time, here is a collage... Keep the pictures coming and I will endeavour to add new ones as often as poss. Imagine how big this will be by the end of the year. 

Thanks again for all the blog views (can't quite believe, looking at the analytics, how many people appear to be looking at it!). I would say leave a comment, but let's face it, there's enough chatter between us all on Twitter.

South West Trains

Monday, 9 April 2012

@My6Percent 4 @SW_Trains

I have always liked the social side of the Internet, ever since I first played Doom online at a (significantly richer) friend's house. And ever since the days of chat rooms and the early message boards, there has been abuse. It seemed alright when it was just us saddo's (I was only interested in chatting about mid 90's Neighbours) who sat there being abused by faceless humans. But now chat rooms are not just for the indoor types. They're for the outdoor types, the cool types, the mature types and even the Royal types. There is a certain type of rage used by people online. It is harsh and cruel and immediate. Yet, if you met face to face with these humans, they'd, in the main, be perfectly reasonable.


As much as I feel aggrieved by the service of South West Trains and believe me, I do. I'm also painfully aware that running their twitter account, as the WICC do, must be tough. So I don't begrudge them a little nibble at me if I point out things they don't want to hear. When the C bomb has been dropped on you on a daily basis (not by me although I've wanted to), you're going to feel monked off.


So @SW_Trains keep going! When the service is good and you're not spending your day apologising for all the delays, I guarantee the social universe will be more kind.


Cuppa tea?

Sunday, 8 April 2012

A little light train time reading



You know when you discover something completely new to you and then start noticing it everywhere you go? I'm a bit like that with coffee. Having never drunk it before about two months ago (and subsequently becoming a regular one shot latte fan) I now find myself fascinated by the fact that so many people are carrying those polystyrene cups of wake-uppy goodness everywhere they go.


For me, the same could be said for South West Trains. Up until a year ago, my only dalliances with them were on an occasional basis. Whilst I always found cause to moan, it was so infrequent, that I didn't bother to take the time to investigate. Plus I'm not naturally inquisitive, so unless something really motivates me, I cannot be arsed to think about it too deeply.


I've found myself over the past couple of weeks idly googling "South West Trains". There are, it transpires, a hell of a lot of people disgruntled enough to make blogs like this or write articles in newspapers, publish court cases involving SWT, hell, even the government are talking about them right now.


Below is a list of a few of those 'hits' from the first twenty pages of Google... Enjoy!


From the famous South West Trains escapees story in June 2011


If the writer of this happens to chance upon me. Please get in touch!


Someone far more articulate than I!


Finally understand the 450 issue a bit better


Disability issues on South West Trains... Not something new


Old, but still rather intriguing

Monday, 2 April 2012

Beyond just a sh*t service

Today like many of you, I read this blog about a disabled chap who was insulted, lied to and demeaned in a way you would think could not possibly be true.




Turns out the twitter team behind @SW_Trains were also alerted to this. Their initial response was:

South West Trains













Now, maybe I am being naive, but if I were the PR/Marketing rep for a big company like South West Trains, I would read that and think 'God, we must respond to this immediately and we must make sure we investigate properly'.

But no, #SWTrains did not initially alter their behaviour from the every day complaints we make about service.

Read that article again, then read their response. Sickening isn't it?

Comfortably numb

South West Trains


A couple of weeks ago, I wrote directly to South West Trains. Firstly to the marketing manager (and CC'd in the dear MD, Tim Shoveller) and then secondly, I emailed her exec (and CC'd in the dear MD, Tim Shoveller). Originally I posted it on my blog. Then thought I'd give them a chance to respond and took it down. As I had no reply, I am putting back up the content of the message.

If you haven't time to read all the way through, or your mobile is loading rather slowly (after all, there is no WiFi on South West Trains!), it was a tale about a lady who was being taken to court by #SWTrains for a seemingly minor error (a mistake, rather than a deliberate evasion).

The email is below, should you be curious:

Dear Blah,

I hope you do not mind me emailing you directly, I just felt, as the the marketing representative for South West Trains, this might interest you.

There are many issues with the trains service that I would love to discuss with you, but will stick with the most pressing matter:

A court summons, recieved by the wife of one of my twitter followers, from the evidence, appears to be completely unjust. It would seem there are a number of holes in the case. For you though I suppose, the potentially bad PR could be damaging as the woman was heavily pregnant at the time, had an Oyster card with money on it, is an American actress (famous enough to be in Vogue) with English husband and the ticket inspector provided a lot of misinformation.

I want to know whether, with your help, we can get this case settled without incident. Firstly, to allow a perfectly decent couple to get on with their lives without something like this hanging over them. Secondly, so that the local press don't get wind of the fact that something with emotive undertones has occurred on your train service, which is already recieving something of a bashing from news and commuters alike.

If you tell me to write in via your site, I'm afraid, I won't. I want help, not an automated form to fill in. Please understand that I don't stand to gain anything through helping with this, but I am determined that a wrong should be righted.

I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

Kind Regards to you on this beautiful Thursday afternoon,

My6Percent

Sunday, 1 April 2012

Your suburban rail network needs YOU

Ah a bit of peace at the end of the week and I'm busy doing, what I'm now referring to as, "my second job": Being @my6percent


To anyone reading this for the first time, this whole blog is an open vent to South West Trains senior management. I'm no Union leader, or even particularly politically motivated. I am simply someone who has to commute every single weekday, who thought the 6% increase in fares on January 1st, was just a step too far from a company who offer so little.


From the first quarter of the year. Nearly 25% of all my journeys have been either delayed (by 5 minutes or more) or cancelled. Which is quite something, when you think about that in the context of a working week. Every 2 days, there is a delay or cancellation. 


Like everyone else I am completely fed up with it. It's stressful enough commuting, without having to worry about being severely delayed every other day.


My father asked me recently what I wanted to achieve by setting @my6percent up. It is simple really. I want South West Trains to stop taking the piss. If my service is bad, you reimburse me properly, don't offer me some token gesture. If I communicate with your twitter account, I expect it to be without sarcasm. If you offer me an opportunity to ask your MD questions online, I expect him to not ignore my questions and offer an honest answer.


To anyone reading this, thank you. It has been great getting to know you all and some of the tweets I get are either really maddening or hilarious. Sometimes both. I will continue to endeavour to spread the word and hopefully one day we can all look back and go "God. Wasn't it so worth NOT accepting that shit service".



Thursday, 29 March 2012

Witness the shitness

As the title suggests, yesterday was another bad day for #SWTrains. Incidentally, I'm currently at 24% for all journeys that have been delayed (by 5 mins+) or cancelled this year. Sigh. Anyway, apologies for no longer blog yet this week - it's been a bit manic at work and I've been rather taken unawares by the level of involvement required to keep up with all the twitter banter. Can you still use the word banter? It's a bit shit actually, let's call it 'twitter socialising'!? That sound terrible too... Oh, you decide what you want to call it!

In the absence of a proper blog, below is a collage of some of the piccies I recieved yesterday. It gives you a decent insight into just how woeful their service is.




Friday, 23 March 2012

You win SWTrains - a guest blog by @monkeybuxton

Introducing another ordinary commuter's story. Thanks @monkeybuxton for taking the time to write this. Gosh, if only there were something we could do to change this appalling abuse and complete monopoly over passengers:

I realised the other day that I've been travelling on SWTrains for nearly 11 years. First in my bachelor days in Chiswick, then from Twickenham as I began to settle down, and finally out to the very edge of the M25 to start a family. And it's that little girl that's caused the problem.


Delays and cancellations just used to mean 20 minutes standing on a cold platform, or being half an hour later than everyone else to the pub. But now it's more than that. Being late for work means I sometimes don't work my contracted hours. But being late home means that I miss that precious 30 minutes with my daughter. Just to dwell on that for a moment, there are days when I don't see my daughter because of the poor and unreliable service that my train company provides, and that kills me.


It happened recently, on Valentine's Day, and I made my third ever complaint. The guard shut the door in my face and the train left early after a late connection forced me to do an unsuccessful 'Weybridge Dash'. The nice man in Customer Services sympathised and empathised (he has a daughter of his own and so completely understands how frustrated I must be.) I've just had my reply; they've checked the data and the train left on time, all correct procedures were followed, it's up to passengers to be there 30 seconds before departure etc etc.


And that's when it struck me. You've got me SW Trains. Because of where I've chosen to live, and because it's too far to cycle and the traffic's so bad on the A3, you've got me. I'm slinking off defeated with my tail between my legs. You don't care about me and I can't make you. You win.

Thursday, 15 March 2012

"What is the London Eye?" and other pertinent questions

Today I discovered there is another side to SWTrains. A side that was equally incompetent but unlike the actual service woes, came with a smattering of: ignorance and massive deviation from reality. 

Did anyone else attend the 'live' chat with the mysterious 'Directors'? God, it was awful. Mainly the answers felt automated, were often repeated word for word for different people's questions, and didn't resolve (or offer timings for) any important issues. There was only one resolved question (and when I say 'resolved' I mean one that was actually answered succinctly without a huge amount of guff masking the lack of an answer). I'm sure the title has given it away, but in case you've missed that, it was:  

"What is the London Eye?" 

So bravo Mr Shoveller, you did a great job on answering that. 

But delve any deeper than some spurious tourism query and the answers were so waffly and inconclusive, you would be forgiven for thinking a PR agency had written them. Which may well be true of course. On matters of importance: 450 trains, Woking speed restriction, announcements, blue trains, service level, all answers were found to be deeply lacking in substance. In my humble opinion, of course. 

I couldn't possibly talk about all 210 questions, but here were the main topics and some choice guff-filled answers. And please bear in kind, they are neither the full questions nor answer, but should give you a flavour: 

1. When will we see a 5 day travel card? (Mark Ames) 
"We are developing our product range"... So.... Never? 

2. Why do SWT not offer refunds on all delays over 30 mins like Southern? (Anon) 
"We offer 5% off season ticket if, on average over the last month the service has fallen below our Published Charter" ... Not read their Charter? It's up there on the best seller list. 

20. Why does twitter feed contain so many spelling and grammar errors? (Anon) 
"We believe our way is the best way to keep our passengers up to date"... About delays I assume you mean? 

35. Given that passenger demand is still growing what plans are there to increase capacity? (Anon)
"Whatever the solution, it will require significant investment"... From us poor bar stewards I assume? Not Stagecoach and their £121 million profit made in 2011? 

45. How many passengers can you legally fit on one of your suburban coaches? (Anon) 
"There is no legal limit"..."We allow for 4 people per square metre." ... Now just think of a metre squared and picture 4 people on it...  

60. My pregnant wife received verbal abuse from passenger when she asked him to move his (non-folding) bike so she could get by (Anon) 
"The issue of enforcing the bike restrictions we take very seriously and we have rebriefed our station staff and train guards on monitoring" ?.. Really? Not so as many on twitter would notice! 

65. Is there an end in sight to the current level of engineering works? 
"I'm afraid that there is an engineering programme of track renewal"..."In conjunction with National Rail we are trying to concentrate works to affect Sundays only rather than the whole weekend"... And weekdays I presume we're just not going to mention? 

75. How are you planning to deal with the recurring swan problem (Robert Steele) 
"We ask our drivers to sound the train horn to encourage the swans to move away" ... And they weren't doing this before?!   

Best question of the day 143. Dear Mr Shoveller, you were very scathing about "vociferous passengers on the Portsmouth line" complaining about 450s. Did it occur to you that they might have a point? (Ben Towers) 

He got the same stock answer as every single other 450 question (of which there were many. In short, we will be doing nothing. 

209. Do you feel a £20 refund on a £4020 season ticket reflects the level of your performance? 
"You have not provided details of your journey, so I cannot categorically state whethere you have received the correct discount"... Well, I did accurately provide details and I can categorically state that you ignored my question. 

Raking the Muck

webchat

Today, is the day to have your say on SWTrains service, or lack thereof. As previously mentioned I don't hold out much hope of succint and relevant replies. In case they decide to by pass all of my questions entirely, I asked Mr Shoveller (above) the following:


See my record of your service @my6percent. So far in 2012, 23% of my daily commute into Waterloo from Kingston have been severely delayed. Severely in my terms being more than 5 minutes. When can I expect a 95% success rate? I would appreciate if your answer did not contain flowery language and did contain real dates for service improvement.



A lot of customers report issues with cycle use: When, where and at what time they are allowed, disabled passengers reporting denial of seat by cycle users and on the opposite side of the coin, cyclists reporting abuse from fellow passengers when they are travelling legally (as far as they are aware). How do you propose to raise awareness of this issue and how will that manifest itself?



Your company has recently joined forces with Network Rail. To us twitter users, NR are often the ones blamed for engineering works overrunning and any railway-related problems. Is this fair? And now that you are one happy family, what can we SWTrains users expect to improve as a result of the merger?



As mentioned in an earlier question I asked, thus far in 2012, 23% of journeys have been severely delayed (anything over 5 minutes). I pay over £200 a month for this service, therefore, as the service has failed me, am I within my rights to reclaim money to the value of delayed % (approx. £50 per month)? And if so, how do I go about doing so? Please no "call this number and speak to customer care", just simple answer required.


Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Your call is important to us and will be answered as soon as possible

The daily grind




The beauty of twitter is it has allowed all us disgruntled commuters to get together and have a right good moan. What it doesn’t do is solve any of the underlying problems with the service. Pick one of your favourites: train so full I can’t get on, train so delayed I’m late regularly, train is lost in the Bermuda Triangle (or delayed engineering works, if you’re less creatively-minded), train is too small for number of passengers, train is too expensive for me to afford food (or on other side of the coin First Class has steerage passengers in it, get ‘em out the cheeky bar stewards)… You name it, the @SW_Trains twitter account has heard it (I know because I read it daily – you could call me a train spotter I suppose) 


From what I gather the twitterati over there are very good, they always answer, try and provide up to date information and warn of delays. But is that what it should be set up for? Isn’t it a rather sad indictment of service levels when all your social media team are doing is fire fighting? And how many of you have actually had queries resolved through using it? I don’t even try and lodge complaints with South West Trains a) lucky for them, I’m pretty lazy b) my assumption, from reading others moaning to the social team about a lack of response, is that they won’t answer me anyway. 


Tomorrow between 2 and 4, when most people are at work and therefore do not really have the time to participate, South West Trains are holding an ‘ask the director’ session online. And who are these directors? Well according to @SW_Trains other than the MD, a Mr Shoveller (Shoveller Shite, as I once rather cruelly tagged him) they are all nameless. I don’t know about you but I’ve worked in large corporate companies and there are directors for all sorts. For example say they have a PR Director who is attending – really how much sway are you going to hold by their response? They’re duty bound to mould the truth to whatever the party line is. I will submit questions to be answered, but as with the twitter feed, I don’t expect a single thing to change as a result. 


And judging from the reaction I get daily from commuters eager to vent a collective angry spleen, neither do you.





COMING SOON: Raking the muck. Questions for Mr Shoveller - which I would wager, he will not answer succintly.