The Hand of God

In 1986, before he snorted the entire Colombian coke supply, Diego Maradona helped win an important football match with a Hand of God.

Back in the present, South West Trains are winning their enormous profits (not turnover, no, they make millions in actual profit), with similar declarations of religious basis. 

Fair enough, no one can stop lightning, but you can at least mitigate the problems that happen afterwards. Some people were stuck for several hours and there didn't seem to be any contingency for looking after them. 

Many have reported that South West Trains have refuted their claims for a refund because of God. This was my favourite response and is definitely worth copying and retweeting! Thank you @MHDPartnership for letting me share!